They cut their classes, now they’re out on their asses.
Give a man a beer and he’ll teach fish for a day… or something like that.
Despite what fat people will tell you, drinking a Diet Coke does not cancel out three Big Macs.
Despite what it sounds like, it’s not about old people making pornography.
What do a decrepit zombie actor and Clint Eastwood have have in common? They’re both decrepit zombie actors. Zing!