They cut their classes, now they’re out on their asses.

Give a man a beer and he’ll teach fish for a day… or something like that.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Despite what fat people will tell you, drinking a Diet Coke does not cancel out three Big Macs.

Despite what it sounds like, it’s not about old people making pornography.

What do a decrepit zombie actor and Clint Eastwood have have in common? They’re both decrepit zombie actors. Zing!

If you ask us, the worst part about being blind is not being able to see anything.

Killing Nazis is all well and good, but sometimes you just need to shoot a couple of Brits to make it all right.